Hyper-literal Muslim Bible Interpretation

Here is an example of hyper-literal Muslim Bible Interpretation. Someone asked me this question and my response follows:

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Who was Jesus wife and how many children Jesus had ?

Isaiah 53 : 10

".....HE WILL SEE HIS OFFSPRING and PROLONG HIS DAYS. "
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Are you serious? It means spiritual offspring not physical:

But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name John 1:12

Aren't you embarrased by the absurd Muslim wooden ultra-hyper-literal interpretation of the Bible?

Muslims who interpret the Bible like this are idiot savants--without the savant part.